Movie Reviews
Jonathan Empson writes 'mercifully short reviews', the best of which we republish here on The Story Department.
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Mini Review – Liberal Arts
Liberal Arts Mercifully Short Review by Jonathan Empson Jesse (Josh Radnor) is 35 and lives in New York, where he…
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Mini Review – Mental
Mental Mercifully Short Review by Jonathan Empson The pig-headed mayor of a small coastal town, Porpoise Spit Dolphin Heads, has…
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Mini Review – Beasts of the Southern Wild
Beasts of the Southern Wild Mercifully Short Review by Jonathan Empson Six-year-old Hushpuppy lives in cheerful squalor in a close-knit,…
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Mini-Review – Holy Motors
Holy Motors Mercifully Short Review by Jonathan Empson A short guy with a medium-sized penis (you can judge for yourself)…
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Mini Review – The Bourne Legacy
The Bourne Legacy Mercifully Short Review by Jonathan Empson We meet genetically enhanced assassin Aaron Cross (Jeremy Renner) as he…
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Mini Review – The King is Dead
The King is Dead! Mercifully Short Review by Jonathan Empson Max and Therese move into a suburban house. They’re…